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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

Women

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Ryan Chang is funny.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Reed is poopin

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