- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

Knock knock What

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What is cold? Winter

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

The 19th Amendment

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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