Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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