why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Penis penis poop butt

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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