A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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