A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

I have a crush on my dad.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Do you know what they say? Words

haha, you're an orphan

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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