Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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Homework.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Hello

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Why? Because!

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Anti Joke

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