Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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The Game.

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What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Women's Rights.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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