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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

women's rights

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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