Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

wanna hear a joke? not really

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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