How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Nobody cares.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

potatoes

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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