- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What would you rather do or drag a board?

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

a black father

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Once upon a time.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

I'm gay.

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Cancer.

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