The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Where is my tractor?

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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