What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

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What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a vampire? A Vampire Polar Bear.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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