What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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When is a door not a door? When its ajar.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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A: Don't hit those black people!!!!! B: Those are trash cans.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What do you call a black person pushing a car? A very strong human being.

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I am Skaldak!

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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y momma so fat that she's heavy

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Every time you make fun of an Ethiopian child he dies a little on the inside.. But that's probably just from the hunger..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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