What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

It says so on your cap.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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