What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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What abou three times

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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womens rights

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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