- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

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