Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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