People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Take my wife- to the store.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

obama is a good president

Your Mom

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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