- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

sixty....eight.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

potato farming

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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