How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How do magnets work?

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why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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alert('hiiii');

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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