- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

My Girlfriend

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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