- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

Hey, we're both lawyers.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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