- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Mexicans working in an office

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Y2K

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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