- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Star Wars

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

Is Carly smart? No.

im black

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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