- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

A man. That is all.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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