How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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