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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Water, please.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Where else? The junk yard

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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