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james schmitt whats your last name

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Water, please.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Hummer.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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