A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Poopsack Jones

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

cheese

Don't rape me!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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