Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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A ginger rapping.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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