How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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So dont touch it

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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This is not a joke.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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