- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

what is patrick wilson? smart

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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