What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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drugs.

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The geese of Growmore

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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