No joke.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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women's rights

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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