- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

Women's rights

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

im jewish

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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