Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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An antijoke

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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I am the sun. You are the moon.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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