- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

apple pie.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

I have no joke. u mad?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

Mmmmmmm Lemons

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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