What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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women's rights

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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