So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

dyslexics of the world untie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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