- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What's gay and gay? Joe

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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