whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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