How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Gay rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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