So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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The white guy did it!

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pussy enough said

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Knock knock

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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