- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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