- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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