There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Your mom

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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