Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Niall Horan

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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