- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

whats white and looks like paper paper

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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